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4.O Lord, hear my anxious plea
Calculus is killing me I know not of 'dx' or 'dy' And probably won't until the day I die. Please, Lord, help me in this hour As I take my case to the highest power. I care not for fame or loot Just help me find one square root. And Lord, please let me see One passing mark in organic chemistry. Oh such a thing I constantly dread I'd just as soon join the Marines instead. Lord, please give me a sign That you've been listening all the time. Please lead me out of this constant coma And give me a shot at my diploma. ----------------------------------------------------------------
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on
a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down? Santa Singh : I am singing the B side. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus.
He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from
his pocket.He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely,he asked the saree
clad female,standing in front of him,"Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was beaten
so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital.
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Two surds observed in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Surd#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Surd#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Examination time
One sardarji was appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight
kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. Hari Singh asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now". Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have a sparebomb in the back seat" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling
"86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86,
86'?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the viewfrom the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the Sardarji, and the Sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished, the airhostess and the assistant captain asked the captain about what he told to the sardarji. Captain replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar." -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to
Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
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